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Our Trip to the Aquarium
Your life was changed by this incident Sweat formed the pearls of your diadem All this struggle to write a manifesto You said it takes sacrifice The weak cannot walk over broken glass Your work took precedence over hygiene
Oh, what poor hygiene There wasn’t really an incident You just saw a shark through the glass She had bite marks on her head, you said it was her diadem To reproduce she had to make a sacrifice She became your queen, and you were inspired to write a manifesto
I wanted to tell you to shut up about your manifesto And to pay attention to your hygiene Smelling you became my sacrifice Couldn’t you have picked a more eventful incident It’s just a bite mark, not a diadem Sharks have rough sex, you can see it through the glass
I pour liquor into your glass So much for your manifesto The lamp shade is now your beloved diadem Being drunk still isn’t an excuse for ignoring your hygiene Now we’re on our way to an interesting incident My last beer is my latest sacrifice
Don’t you have a lamb to sacrifice Impale it on the glass Stop whining about your incident No one cares if you write a manifesto Now take a damn shower, nothing is worse that poor hygiene Shampoo suds can form your damn diadem
Who the hell says diadem Can I be the sacrifice Then I won’t have to deal with your hygiene Give me a coffin made of glass At my funeral, read your manifesto About your silly shark incident
Fabricate your near death incident with the sharked that donned a diadem Pour yourself into your manifesto, and make sure there’s lots of self sacrifice Grab a glass of gin and toast to ignored hygiene
Luckily, my found poem is much better, but at least this one is funny.
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Feb 20 2006
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