Home
geek_groupie's Journal [entries|friends|calendar]
geek_groupie

geek_groupie info friends past SB
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

Sestinas suck! [
Mar 12 2006
]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Our Trip to the Aquarium

Your life was changed by this incident
Sweat formed the pearls of your diadem
All this struggle to write a manifesto
You said it takes sacrifice
The weak cannot walk over broken glass
Your work took precedence over hygiene

Oh, what poor hygiene
There wasn’t really an incident
You just saw a shark through the glass
She had bite marks on her head, you said it was her diadem
To reproduce she had to make a sacrifice
She became your queen, and you were inspired to write a manifesto

I wanted to tell you to shut up about your manifesto
And to pay attention to your hygiene
Smelling you became my sacrifice
Couldn’t you have picked a more eventful incident
It’s just a bite mark, not a diadem
Sharks have rough sex, you can see it through the glass

I pour liquor into your glass
So much for your manifesto
The lamp shade is now your beloved diadem
Being drunk still isn’t an excuse for ignoring your hygiene
Now we’re on our way to an interesting incident
My last beer is my latest sacrifice

Don’t you have a lamb to sacrifice
Impale it on the glass
Stop whining about your incident
No one cares if you write a manifesto
Now take a damn shower, nothing is worse that poor hygiene
Shampoo suds can form your damn diadem

Who the hell says diadem
Can I be the sacrifice
Then I won’t have to deal with your hygiene
Give me a coffin made of glass
At my funeral, read your manifesto
About your silly shark incident

Fabricate your near death incident with the sharked that donned a diadem
Pour yourself into your manifesto, and make sure there’s lots of self sacrifice
Grab a glass of gin and toast to ignored hygiene



Luckily, my found poem is much better, but at least this one is funny.

read(1)post

[
Feb 20 2006
]
test test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test testtest test test test
test test test test




test test test test
test test test test
test test test test
test test test test
test test test test
Read more... )
read(1)post

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]

Advertisement